Are you fucking kidding me people? who the fuck makes a more healthy Oatmeal.. ITS OATMEAL AND HOT WATER! how the fuck do you make that any more healthy and by healthy I don't mean less fat or calories I mean now it tastes like fucking ass and you can taste the chemicals or additives of some sort. if you cant read the fine yellow print it says Specially formulated to fill you up... How dumb are these people on diets and shit, Its fucking oatmeal you stupid sons of bitches!! It's gunna fill you up because it turns directly after you eat it into a heavy log of shit even in your stomach and it weighs like 5 pounds. I dare you to buy the old classic Maple Brown Sugar oatmeal and try this stuff and you will soon realize why I am so angry.
You see oatmeal for me has a special place in my heart. when I eat the right flavor of oatmeal it brings me back to the age of 3 or 4 when I was at my Grandmothers house and I would be sitting at the kitchen table while she stood in her robe making a pot of grandma style oatmeal which by the way is probably the same way you and I make it but some how its better if your grandma makes it. I mean Milk came in a fucking bag, I shit you not people I opened her fridge and she had a BAG of fucking milk in a jug thing, and it tasted so fucking good. Its a memory that I love to treasure and this altered for no fucking reason cardboard shit meal as I call it has spit on that memory. I find it insane we are making originally healthy good for you food more healthy and good for you. You wanna make a breakfast sausage egg and cheese sandwich more healthy and taste like ass feel free cuz I agree things like that are pretty unhealthy but leave oatmeal alone ya fucking yokels
