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Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Senate page's protest forces security review

Ok sorry it’s been so long since my last blog but life gets in the way of a lot of things. When I log onto the internet since the time of my families first computer I always go to MSN.COM. Just so I can quickly browse world events before doing whatever it was I was going to do on the net. Well Today turns out I missed a rather comical and awesome incident at the house of parliament in Ottawa Ontario. A Senate Page (Basically a senators bitch who delivers notes to other senators and fetches water for the lazy Fucks) pulled out a big paper sign in the shape of a stop sign and had written STOP HARPER! on it, no she did not throw a pie, pull a gun, (C'mon its Canada we don’t shoot anybody, We throw pies, or other food products.) and she left without putting up a fight knowing she was now fired from her job and banned from parliament hill. Now I can agree with that type of punishment. What bugs me and what made my blood boil a little is the reaction from the senators and parliament hill. It outright Disgusted me!. David Tkachuk a Saskatchewan Senator said and I quote! "Brigitte dishonored her fellow pages," Tkachuk said. "She sullied the page program itself. She betrayed those who put their trust in her and she insulted this institution." I sent this Senator a message about how wrong he is and how Canadians have the right to freedom of speech and expression. Now he also commented on the fact it was lucky he only had a sign on her that day.... Well sorry but I wish she opened fire on first David Tkachuk and then blow Harper away and solve Canada’s problem right there. Yet sadly the world is a cruel place and we must put up with Harpers bullshit for a little longer.. Anyway here is a link to that article and I want to know what you guys think. Over reaction? or do you agree with David Tkachuk. email me or leave a comment on the blog.



Thursday, January 13, 2011

New Years Resolution 2011!!!

Welcome my friends to another year orbiting the sun, yes thats right we made it a whole year without blowing up our planet, getting hit with a asteroid, and hey! we didn't even blow the moon up yet so all things considered we are doing pretty good. Every year we all like to make little promises to ourselves most commonly being weight loss, for some pathetic reason people feel the need to drop some pounds and tone up just so they can live a couple extra years but hey who am I to judge what makes other people feel better about themselves even if it proves that the mass population of this planet is still vein beyond belief. Well here is my new years resolution, no its not to drop a few pounds off my lard ass because lets face it I know I'm gunna die young but at least I will be pretty. No my new years resolution is to become an even bigger asshole, yes thats right fuckwads and douche bags I'm pulling an Emril and kicking it up a notch, BAM!.... Anyway. Now most my rants are for your entertainment and enjoyment for the most part but now I want to get a bit more serious and really get involved in the issues that piss me off to no extent, that doesn't mean I wont still have my cold heartless way of looking at things. Tim Hortons will be next in line if they don't get their shit together. That bitch I dumped my LARGE! not VENTI! coffee on at star-bucks can attest that if you fuck with my coffee you will be told how much you and your company suck but hey at least the people at star-bucks know how to stir a fucking coffee! maybe its just because they are mostly caucasian there (Not to be racist). If your staff at Tim Hortons is too fucking lazy to stir a god damn coffee get a machine like the blizzard maker at DQ to stir the coffee for 2.5 seconds automatically. I know its almost considered high treason to bash Tim Hortons in Canada but they pissed me off when they let Sweden make all their fucking baking and ship it thousands of miles across the fucking sea to be warmed up in a microwave and put on display. I cant believe I'm saying this but remember the good old days when you walked into to Tim Hortons and smelled the fresh baking and fresh ground coffee? now you hear the ding ding of the god damn microwave and week old frozen timbits come out of a tray. My first real rant of the year is due this weekend, its going to be about the first murder of the year. So get your crucifix, gasoline and white bed sheets together for this one. HAHA kidding kidding I swear if I get emails from people calling me racist I will have to point out that if its an observation that is true its not racist. I love my cheese and wine and my friend ray ray loves K.F.C fact of life guys.