I.D Lanyards the new anti-christ

It's Bullshit and here is why

Friday December 14th a 3rd grader in Bearspaw somewhere west of Calgary had a Darwinian run in with his I.D lanyard which almost caused him to choke himself to death. You see what happened was this 3rd grader went to take a piss just before lunch and somehow got his lanyard caught on something in a bathroom cubical and then was choked to the point of unconsciousness. I have been in quite a few public and school bathrooms in my 23 years on this spinning ball of stupidity and I must ask the one question that not ONE person is asking and its the most important.... HOW IN GOD'S ASSHOLE CAN YOU ACCIDENTLY END UP HAVING A LANYARD CHOKE YOU HALF TO DEATH IN A BATHROOM CUBICAL! This can be for the family involved a pretty shocking and unexpected issue but thanks to the mainstream media they have blown this story way out of proportion heralding in one of the most fuck stupid knee-jerk reaction's in human history. Even the R.C.M.P wasted their time investigating this for signs of foul play. As of right now in all of Alberta Lanyards are (Banned) while the school board reviews this issue.... I bet you any money that now because lanyards are (unsafe) they will have to have some type of safety feature that will make it impossible to choke a retarded kid in the event of a similar accident. Why is it that nobody has the ball's or common sense to stand up and declare this 3rd grader to stupid to live? the only reason mankind is still alive is because of evolution, lets face it people there are millions of things that can kill you in your everyday life, its scary if you think of how many possible close calls we have on a day to day basis, so if this dumb-ass kid cant manage to take a piss without choking himself to death I really don't hold out much hope for him in the future. I don't have anything against this kid personally, its the reaction of supposedly intelligent adults that make me and people like me hope that the 21st really is the end of days so we don't have to hear stupid garbage knee-jerk reaction from these fuck stupid parents who raise retards for kids. As a reward for reading here are just a couple examples of why I think some kids need to die and I know you will agree. 

OK OK maybe the parents are to blame for this one. 

Don't deny it you laughed or smiled at that last one, there is nothing not funny about a baby in a microwave. 

Liberals struck with GANGNAM STYLE!

~IT'S NOT BULLSHIT AND HERE IS WHY!~

My morning was made today by a video I found on global Edmonton's website. The video was of Raj Sherman the liberal leader here in Alberta making a spin off of one of the worlds most popular internet video in earths history, Gangnam style by PSY. If you don't know about Psy's Gangnam style video then id say look it up but clearly you must be living in some Amish compound where they happily live under rocks.... but if that's true then how are you reading this unless... GOD DAMN IT! don't go poking holes in my circular logic. Anyway check out the link below of the video they may not have Psy's dance moves but what do you expect they are politicians the fact they had the balls to pull this off deserves some big kudos. Now some of you out there may be saying Graham why the hell do I care about some Nazi liberal communist making some dumb video? Well quite frankly the beauty of this video is that it doesn't matter what part of the political spectrum you call home anyone who likes the Gangnam style video and its parodies can really appreciate this video. I myself may be on the fence politically when it comes to Liberals but watching this video really left me with some interesting thoughts. First off Raj along with hundreds of other people who have made their own version of Gangnam Style realize the half life of this song is extremely longer than most you tube sensations most people have long forgotten that video of overly attached girlfriend chick who made her own version of boyfriend by that faggot Justin Bieber or the god awful call me maybe parodies some of which granted are funny or even the great internet war over Boxxy babee that brought down 4 chan..... Ok I may be reaching a little to far on that last one but unlike those past hits Gangnam style is proving the be a lasting funny ass video that people love to watch every once in a while. What I realized watching this video is that the Liberals have pulled off a great way to get young voters interested into politics, this video can appeal to the internet generation and show them that politicians aren't all boring liars...they can be funny liars! I highly recommend you watch the video and enjoy a laugh.

~~Link to Original video~~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

~~Link to Raj Sherman's video!~~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9As_bIPrp4E&feature=youtu.be