I.D Lanyards the new anti-christ

It's Bullshit and here is why

Friday December 14th a 3rd grader in Bearspaw somewhere west of Calgary had a Darwinian run in with his I.D lanyard which almost caused him to choke himself to death. You see what happened was this 3rd grader went to take a piss just before lunch and somehow got his lanyard caught on something in a bathroom cubical and then was choked to the point of unconsciousness. I have been in quite a few public and school bathrooms in my 23 years on this spinning ball of stupidity and I must ask the one question that not ONE person is asking and its the most important.... HOW IN GOD'S ASSHOLE CAN YOU ACCIDENTLY END UP HAVING A LANYARD CHOKE YOU HALF TO DEATH IN A BATHROOM CUBICAL! This can be for the family involved a pretty shocking and unexpected issue but thanks to the mainstream media they have blown this story way out of proportion heralding in one of the most fuck stupid knee-jerk reaction's in human history. Even the R.C.M.P wasted their time investigating this for signs of foul play. As of right now in all of Alberta Lanyards are (Banned) while the school board reviews this issue.... I bet you any money that now because lanyards are (unsafe) they will have to have some type of safety feature that will make it impossible to choke a retarded kid in the event of a similar accident. Why is it that nobody has the ball's or common sense to stand up and declare this 3rd grader to stupid to live? the only reason mankind is still alive is because of evolution, lets face it people there are millions of things that can kill you in your everyday life, its scary if you think of how many possible close calls we have on a day to day basis, so if this dumb-ass kid cant manage to take a piss without choking himself to death I really don't hold out much hope for him in the future. I don't have anything against this kid personally, its the reaction of supposedly intelligent adults that make me and people like me hope that the 21st really is the end of days so we don't have to hear stupid garbage knee-jerk reaction from these fuck stupid parents who raise retards for kids. As a reward for reading here are just a couple examples of why I think some kids need to die and I know you will agree. 

OK OK maybe the parents are to blame for this one. 

Don't deny it you laughed or smiled at that last one, there is nothing not funny about a baby in a microwave. 

Liberals struck with GANGNAM STYLE!

~IT'S NOT BULLSHIT AND HERE IS WHY!~

My morning was made today by a video I found on global Edmonton's website. The video was of Raj Sherman the liberal leader here in Alberta making a spin off of one of the worlds most popular internet video in earths history, Gangnam style by PSY. If you don't know about Psy's Gangnam style video then id say look it up but clearly you must be living in some Amish compound where they happily live under rocks.... but if that's true then how are you reading this unless... GOD DAMN IT! don't go poking holes in my circular logic. Anyway check out the link below of the video they may not have Psy's dance moves but what do you expect they are politicians the fact they had the balls to pull this off deserves some big kudos. Now some of you out there may be saying Graham why the hell do I care about some Nazi liberal communist making some dumb video? Well quite frankly the beauty of this video is that it doesn't matter what part of the political spectrum you call home anyone who likes the Gangnam style video and its parodies can really appreciate this video. I myself may be on the fence politically when it comes to Liberals but watching this video really left me with some interesting thoughts. First off Raj along with hundreds of other people who have made their own version of Gangnam Style realize the half life of this song is extremely longer than most you tube sensations most people have long forgotten that video of overly attached girlfriend chick who made her own version of boyfriend by that faggot Justin Bieber or the god awful call me maybe parodies some of which granted are funny or even the great internet war over Boxxy babee that brought down 4 chan..... Ok I may be reaching a little to far on that last one but unlike those past hits Gangnam style is proving the be a lasting funny ass video that people love to watch every once in a while. What I realized watching this video is that the Liberals have pulled off a great way to get young voters interested into politics, this video can appeal to the internet generation and show them that politicians aren't all boring liars...they can be funny liars! I highly recommend you watch the video and enjoy a laugh.

~~Link to Original video~~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

~~Link to Raj Sherman's video!~~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9As_bIPrp4E&feature=youtu.be

Livy Jeanne is an asshole!

Yesterday at the Sutton Place Hotel here in Edmonton there was an anti-bullying event with an up and coming country singer Livy Jeanne who is in her late teen's. She claims that quote
"One the outside, I became really good at putting up walls, and hiding the hurt behind a smile. I constantly felt that I was being sabotaged and set up."
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF BULLYING STORY IS THAT? this stupid bitch has the balls to stand up in front of legitimate bully victims who have actual real problems and claim that she was bullied? GO FUCK YOURSELF LIVY!

this is a picture of Livy in February 2012. Oh god how it must suck to have perfect skin and long blond hair with a great body and look very attractive in general your life must have fucking sucked I don't know how you didn't kill yourself. I have had enough of these god damn pretty girls who claim they are being bullied and feel oppressed, its just taking away the legitimate bullying kids time and attention, ah but then again girls like Amanda Todd and Livy are much easier to look at than the usual bully kid maybe that's why they get so much camera time and stories on themselves. These girls are not bully victims, they are oversensitive and manipulative asshole's that need to grow a backbone and fucking deal with critics or unwanted attention. Bullying is  necessary in life so you don't crumble like a fucking cookie under the stress and pressures of life, Deal with whatever your issues are and if you cant go drink some clorox they got you covered.

Honey boo boo, I want to kill myself

I have never come so close to suicide as I did last night. I attempted to watch the first season of Honey Boo Boo. I would dare you to try to watch it yourself but I just can’t have that many deaths on my conscious. I made it as far as the end of episode two and I had to stop, I just couldn't take that kind of mental assault knowing I had access to real guns with real bullets in the house I knew if I kept watching it the last remaining brain cells that resisted the massive extinction going on with my I.Q would have ended up all over the wall and my family very saddened that it ended that way for me. Words cannot describe the level of stupidity that this retarded backwards family from Georgia displays. If you don’t know about Honey Boo Boo I implore you please don’t look it up, your level of intelligence if it normally resides in the three digits will plummet faster than the Hindenburg. One of the mothers daughters is 17 and pregnant and at a ultrasound clinic to get her first glimpse of this poor child bound for a life of complete and utter shit with a dumb cunt for a mother and a family that couldn't point out America on a glob because these redneck fucks don’t even know what the fuck a globe is. The medical staff member says

“Look here you can see the child’s abdomen”

And without skipping a beat the ENTIRE fucking family asks

“What’s an abdomen?”

Now the logical and rational reactions to this statement is slitting the young single parent’s throat with a knife and watch her bleed out like a pig at slaughter while you relentlessly stab and slash the rest of the family for asking such a fuck stupid question like that. YOU ARE BRINGING A LIFE INTO THIS WORLD YOU STUPID FUCK! AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A GOD DAMN ABDOMEN IS! So fuck you and everyone else who has an issue with me being pissed off at every teen mother out there who is bringing a life into this world as a single parent or an unwed mother with an I.Q in the low 50’s this is why I hate young parents and I have more than enough evidence to back up my claim that these ignorant fucks will one day overpopulate the intelligent minority and plunge our planet into the stone age once again......FUCK...... *Whew.... Ok  anyway this show is about a metric fuck ton mother who’s youngest daughter Alana (Honey Boo Boo child) is thrown into a life of Toddlers & Tiaras and all their dumb-ass antics along the way. I have heard the reaction of some who say this show exploits children, or that this show just isn't any good because the basis is just too stupid to give a shit about but these people need to see the bigger picture, why the fuck do these people get put in the spotlight of the world for being fucking retarded and a blight on humanity, why do they get rewarded for being so repulsive and disgusting, has the bar really been lowered that much for society as a whole. Why do we reward behavior like this, why is it the masses are entertained by allowing stupid people like this to breath and breed. I realize right now because I’m not completely insane that I sound a little bit like Adolph Hitler on his views of the Jews, but honestly if you had the power to kill these inbred backward mouth breathing fuck hole’s would you not?! Would you not have the sense of protecting your own genetic pool and betterment of mankind?.. Ok yea maybe too far but at the very least we have got to put a stop to these shows like jersey shore, teen mom, KEEP IN MIND T.L.C is the network that airs this Honey Boo Boo shit. That’s right folks T.L.C the good o’l learning channel, a network I used to love watching along with Discovery channel before the quest for rating’s took over and began pumping out mind numbing bullshit to ensure the mass populous was ignorant to the world turning to shit around them with corrupt governments income taxes and gas prices sucking our money away at close to light speed keeping poor people poor and too stupid to revolt... Keep in mind people this is an opinion blog not the gospel I’m preaching here I hope to fuck you laughed a little. I’m sure some young teen mom is reading this all pissed off or some uneducated fuck is reading the dictionary and will be pissed off once he gets done trying to understand half the dialog in this blog but relax and find the message underneath the humor STOP WATCHING THIS FILTH. READ A BOOK! GO FOR A WALK, KISS YOUR HUSBAND! DONATE TO THE AMERICAN RED CROSS FOR SANDY RELIVE, just stop letting bullshit like this pass for television. FIGHT FOR INTELLIGENCE!. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!. 

AMANDA TODD

Amanda Todd.... What a horrible story about teen suicide that is so preventable. All this girl needed was ONE, just one person to talk to. This girl felt so alone, walking crowded halls in a busy school, walking home in a busy street, strolling through a mall with thousands of people yet still alone. It is an awful feeling to be surrounded by people and feel alone. The crushing weight of nothingness is so immense you feel your entire world could collapse with the littlest poke. You're young and in the information age, with a few key strokes and a mouse click you can talk to people around the world. Ask almighty google thing's like (can dog's really look up?) (If you keep your eye's crossed do they really stay that way?) (How many golden strands of beautiful hair adorn Justin Biebers head?)... or whatever teen girls ask google. I know first hand what she felt like because just like 90% of kids that went to school, yea it sucked fucking balls. It got bad, it gets worse, you feel like there is only one way out. then someone you know say's is something wrong? That one statement makes you look up, you can't believe someone just asked you if YOU were doing ok, whether they were sincere or not doesn't matter this person saw the hurt inside you and stopped to ask you what was wrong. In true honesty when I had Amanda Todd moments I give all the credit to my brother. He took the time to see something was wrong even if at the time we were mortal enemies who never got along for more than a few hours. He sat and listened to my issues however trivial and it's not so much what he said its the fact he listened. I wasn't alone someone had included me in their thoughts in a positive way and offered kind words, sincere kind words and maybe you didn't feel better right away, but after the tears dried up the thoughts of ending your worthless pathetic life went away, the kind words would sink in over time and provide a shield for you to hold up when people spat venom at you. One person makes all the difference One person can save a life. 

Amanda Todd Born November 27th 1996-October 10th 2012

R.I.P

Amanda Todd is an idiot and so is everyone who uses her as an example of bullying. I have been trying my best to explain to people why I have little to no sympathy for stupid people who kill themselves. Life is not a gift life is not a right, life is what it is, life. it's called Social Darwinism people the strong and capable survive the weak and pathetic either deal with it or die. Amanda Todd couldn't make a single friend, why? because she makes stupid fucking mistakes, one after another after another and it was her own god damn fault so don't pray off my fucking feeling and tell me I should feel bad because someone makes shitty life choices and now can't deal with people making her public enemy number one. Don't you dare use her as some kind of symbol to idolise or put her up on some pedestal like she was some innocent victim of the cruel world and bullies. I have to now hear all these bleeding heart anti bullying people cry and bitch and whine about how we need to stop bullying  We can't ever stop bullying its what kids fucking do! there is no way humanly possible to stop kids from bullying one another and I would hate to live in that world and anyone who has a fucking rational brain would hate it to. bullying no matter how horrible it can be is a life skill people need to learn how to deal with. In school's nobody loses at a soccer game or hockey both teams win because losing makes them feel bad and god forbid we have kids feel bad because they fucking suck at sports. THEY NEED IT! billy needs to know that he lost the game because he couldn't pass a ball or puck because billy will now try harder to succeed, he wants to win the medal and win the praise of his peers and parents if you take that away and everyone wins well holy fuck just imagine what will happen when he is 20 and his boss says get your shit and get out of my office you're fired. How is he gunna handle that when all his life he never lost. He was never picked on so now he has no thick skin. Life is cruel people and the sooner you learn that and get a helmet the better you are going to be. You know being a victim of bullying for... well fuck all my school life there is one term and only one that anyone who is bullied needs to remember (Haters gunna Hate) you can't please everyone and you shouldn't fucking try, some people are just gunna hate you because they can. trick is to learn how to deal with it. Amanda Todd couldn't deal with it and she offed herself like a stupid asshole. i'm not going to feel bad for her. She was a god damn hot girl with great looks, looks thousand of self conscious ugly girls in school alive today wish they had her looks so they wouldn't be make fun of or feel like they are not welcome. Below is a link to the ( Amazing Atheist ) who has a great video one Amanda Todd and provides a rational and logical look at this whole issue as he usually....sometimes does.

AMAZING ATHEIST AMANDA TODD VIDEO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-qgARGjT6s&feature=g-user-u

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich is racist

Peanut butter jelly. You raciest fuck!

It's bullshit and here is why:

  Okay so I'm going to take the loaded .45 out of my mouth and explain this new PC (Politically Correct) crazed Portland Public School District member and his wacko view on how a PB&J sandwich is racist. His name is Matt Shelby and he thinks that teachers in the Portland Oregon area should not use PB&J as a metaphor to assist kids in learning new topics. Now you might be saying well how often do teachers in fact use PB&J as a metaphor in teaching things, well I assume in all of North America it's used very seldom but obviously its used enough in Portland Oregon that this is now an issue. 

   So according to Matt he and the PC culture think that using subjects that not all students may be aware of makes them feel left out or excluded... That's OK folks take a moment and try to process that...... I KNOW IT'S SO FUCKING STUPID YOUR MIND CAN'T EVEN RETAIN IT, CAN IT!. so Matt says that 50% of the student population in the school district is white while the other 50% is made up of black's, Jew's, Asian's, and muslims and these minorities may not have experienced the delicious and epic taste of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and will cry and slit their wrists or in the Muslim's case explode (HAHA I JOKE). What in the hell is this guy smoking? it's just a type of sandwich very common here in this country and if you haven't had one yet because maybe you have come from a culture that doesn't use that specific type of ingredient mixture FUCKIN EAT A GOD DAMN PB&J FUCKING SANDWICH. You will either like it or hate it either way just in the context of how a teacher would use the metaphor any kid with a handful of functioning brain cells can determine that the PB&J must be a popular and tasty sandwich that the country he is living in enjoy's and that maybe just maybe he can now open his taste buds to a new type of gastric experience.

  Look here I will use me as an example. From what I hear in Great Britain Nutella is the shit. People go ape shit for it and they put it on a ton of things a North American like me wouldn't think of. Now do I feel excluded or sad that these people are singling me out because I've never tried this I believe to be tasty substance? NO! I think to myself well if so many people like it maybe I should try it sometime and see for myself and that's it. Thought gone and its back to more important shit in life... like avoiding walking the hall's of my local grocery store with a loaded M4 pumping round after round into the stupid people Darwin is unable to get rid of thanks to parents putting plastic plug covers over electrical outlets and blind curtain strings that wont strangle some dumb ass kid or putting warning hot coffee on coffee cups at your local coffee shop cuz go figure fresh coffee is FUCKIN HOT!.... 1...2...3.... Ok I'm back, sorry I kinda got off on a rant there, well what do you expect this is a rant/humor collum not the huffington post don't judge me. Anyway folks thanks again for reading another post and I hope you will join me in a GIGANTIC THUMBS DOWN to Matt Shelby and his stupid face... I assume it's stupid to match his views.  

Feel free to post a comment on the blog or an email if you prefer instead. Remember folks as a wise man once said... It's all bullshit and it's bad for ya. 

Welcome to the nanny-state

      So I see that the mayor of New York Michael Bloomberg is trying to have legislation passed to ban large sized soft drinks. 




I have read some responses to this news and its all pretty much people saying how this is a great idea and that it makes so much sense to ban these dangerous and awful tools of obesity and unhealthiness. I was shocked to see people so horribly passive to such a wacko proposal, I don't think people understand that governments job is not to force choices on its own citizens. I do support awareness and governments telling us the dangers of certain things like smoking, drinking and driving and how bad fast food is for you but that's the line! When you start forcing people to do what you (THINK) is better that's where I have a very big problem. I'm not going to compare a mayors fight against soft drinks to Stalin's forced atheism regime in Russia, or even go anywhere near the police state of the Ukraine in the past. this issue is really not that big and not worth much more than a quick reality check. Mayor Bloomberg dumb-fuck idea's are quite common among people like him. Just look at our own Mayor Stephen Mandel and is cockamamie idea's on how to run our great city of champions into the ground. If you are still reading this I can assume you have the mental capacity and attention span that of an average human being which is a rarity in today's society. people like you should be very weary of stupid bullshit that happens in our world. I hate to say it but my biggest fear is that the movie idiocracy will become a reality very very soon and people like us will be killed off. 

Source: http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/06/04/us-usa-sugarban-legal-idUSBRE85315120120604