Honey boo boo, I want to kill myself

I have never come so close to suicide as I did last night. I attempted to watch the first season of Honey Boo Boo. I would dare you to try to watch it yourself but I just can’t have that many deaths on my conscious. I made it as far as the end of episode two and I had to stop, I just couldn't take that kind of mental assault knowing I had access to real guns with real bullets in the house I knew if I kept watching it the last remaining brain cells that resisted the massive extinction going on with my I.Q would have ended up all over the wall and my family very saddened that it ended that way for me. Words cannot describe the level of stupidity that this retarded backwards family from Georgia displays. If you don’t know about Honey Boo Boo I implore you please don’t look it up, your level of intelligence if it normally resides in the three digits will plummet faster than the Hindenburg. One of the mothers daughters is 17 and pregnant and at a ultrasound clinic to get her first glimpse of this poor child bound for a life of complete and utter shit with a dumb cunt for a mother and a family that couldn't point out America on a glob because these redneck fucks don’t even know what the fuck a globe is. The medical staff member says

“Look here you can see the child’s abdomen”

And without skipping a beat the ENTIRE fucking family asks

“What’s an abdomen?”

Now the logical and rational reactions to this statement is slitting the young single parent’s throat with a knife and watch her bleed out like a pig at slaughter while you relentlessly stab and slash the rest of the family for asking such a fuck stupid question like that. YOU ARE BRINGING A LIFE INTO THIS WORLD YOU STUPID FUCK! AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A GOD DAMN ABDOMEN IS! So fuck you and everyone else who has an issue with me being pissed off at every teen mother out there who is bringing a life into this world as a single parent or an unwed mother with an I.Q in the low 50’s this is why I hate young parents and I have more than enough evidence to back up my claim that these ignorant fucks will one day overpopulate the intelligent minority and plunge our planet into the stone age once again......FUCK...... *Whew.... Ok  anyway this show is about a metric fuck ton mother who’s youngest daughter Alana (Honey Boo Boo child) is thrown into a life of Toddlers & Tiaras and all their dumb-ass antics along the way. I have heard the reaction of some who say this show exploits children, or that this show just isn't any good because the basis is just too stupid to give a shit about but these people need to see the bigger picture, why the fuck do these people get put in the spotlight of the world for being fucking retarded and a blight on humanity, why do they get rewarded for being so repulsive and disgusting, has the bar really been lowered that much for society as a whole. Why do we reward behavior like this, why is it the masses are entertained by allowing stupid people like this to breath and breed. I realize right now because I’m not completely insane that I sound a little bit like Adolph Hitler on his views of the Jews, but honestly if you had the power to kill these inbred backward mouth breathing fuck hole’s would you not?! Would you not have the sense of protecting your own genetic pool and betterment of mankind?.. Ok yea maybe too far but at the very least we have got to put a stop to these shows like jersey shore, teen mom, KEEP IN MIND T.L.C is the network that airs this Honey Boo Boo shit. That’s right folks T.L.C the good o’l learning channel, a network I used to love watching along with Discovery channel before the quest for rating’s took over and began pumping out mind numbing bullshit to ensure the mass populous was ignorant to the world turning to shit around them with corrupt governments income taxes and gas prices sucking our money away at close to light speed keeping poor people poor and too stupid to revolt... Keep in mind people this is an opinion blog not the gospel I’m preaching here I hope to fuck you laughed a little. I’m sure some young teen mom is reading this all pissed off or some uneducated fuck is reading the dictionary and will be pissed off once he gets done trying to understand half the dialog in this blog but relax and find the message underneath the humor STOP WATCHING THIS FILTH. READ A BOOK! GO FOR A WALK, KISS YOUR HUSBAND! DONATE TO THE AMERICAN RED CROSS FOR SANDY RELIVE, just stop letting bullshit like this pass for television. FIGHT FOR INTELLIGENCE!. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!.