Slut walk for dummies

Yet again the annual slut walk took place in our city today. The slut walk for anyone who doesn't know is a walk to raise awareness about so called rape culture and to assert that woman do not deserve rape no matter what they wear.  I know it's almost to stupid to hear without hurting your brain right? Nobody in their right mind man or woman would think in western culture that its acceptable to sexually assault a woman or a man just because what that person is wearing is provocative or revealing. The birth of the slut walk in Canada at least spawned from comments made by Toronto Police in 2011 that went along the lines of *if women do not want to get raped stop dressing like sluts*.  Woman groups all over the place lost their shit and flew off the handle and I can't blame them personally for that reaction. For a police officer to infer that anyone would deserve to be assaulted sexually or otherwise because of their clothing or lack there of is ridiculous! 

In reality what happened was an idiot cop had made a statement that  was far to oversimplified and offensive to victims of rape. What the police wanted to covey was that there are people out there who break the law, SHOCKER I KNOW! and its up to the citizens to know the risks in any given situation. People know its not a good idea to walk alone at night with flashy clothes on or expensive gadgets visible because the RISK of getting mugged goes way up. Same as if say a woman walks home drunk out of her mind barley dressed. If a criminal is in the area he will use the situation to his advantage. There is a video that explains this in much grater detail than I care to go into right now below. What pisses me off is when these people in the slut walk claim we live in a culture of rape in Canada. I'm sorry but no, that is disgusting and a complete load of shit. Police in Canada do not take rape lightly. If a woman or man is rapped they can go to the police for help and they will always receive it. Rape is a crime and Canada has laws that recognize this and police will always be there to help as much as they can to investigate rape claims. Just last night a girl was sexually assaulted at Harry Anilay during a grad party at the school. This poor girl knew she had been violated and the police was where she had to go to find justice and protection. The police have taken action and some young teens are facing some serious chargers. This is my Canada! this is my country that helps victims of crime no matter how much people try to claim we live in a country that condones rape or any other crime for that matter. Lets slut walk to raise awareness about rape to the women who think police cant help. Lets slut walk to show Canadians have the freedom to dress how we want but are smart enough to know how to lower our risk of being a victim. Lets slut walk for men and woman alike who deserve to be equal, no one sex is higher than the other. We are human beings.

Very awesome video that really takes the argument of woman deserving rape and crushes it completely. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACGV-fhZ-xs

Fuck women and their right's!

New Texas legislation rules over woman

So as of now if you are a woman and pregnant in Texas the governments official policy is FUCK YOU keep that baby, you don't have a choice in the matter. Oh and by the way if you think you will get one cent from us you can go lick a dick because we wont support government funding for low income family's or single parent situations. To put this in simplest terms Texas as most people know is run by white conservative religious zealots. People who believe in the (Laws of God) before the laws of man. Most people will not be able to have an abortion clinic within 150 miles of their home and will in most cases even have to go out of state to find a clinic. What the religious conservatives have now done is build new Pregnancy clinics to (Help) women if they become pregnant. These (Clinics) are staffed by other conservative religious people who have NO medical degrees or medical training yet have ultrasound machines to let expecting mothers see their little zygote and then be forced to choose to keep their zygote and shame them from making an informed choice. These (Clinics) have staff members with no medical experience walking around in white lab coats to trick the uneducated people into thinking they are doctors and know whats best for them in their situation. Who is paying for these (Clinics) and how are they able to afford ultrasound equipment you may wonder? oh well from the tax dollars of the american people of course. Yes these places are funded by the tax payers of Texas many of whom do not support such a place being run let alone funded while abortion clinics are not.

    I can't believe that this kind of thing is happening in a country that is supposedly a free nation. It's things like this that make me loose all faith in humanity and hope for the future of the human race. I would expect things like this is Iraq or other countries where woman are oppressed and ruled over by sexist religious bigots, I had no idea an entire state in America could be a worse place to live than a 3rd world nation for freedom and women's rights. This is also extremely illegal and the federal government has cut much of Texas's Medicaid because they have refused to change this draconian law. Unfortunately Texas is also a very well off state even after and during the 2008 recession so they really don't care about this. What amazes me most is how the American people tolerate this type of injustice. Doctors pack up their clinics and move to more progressive  states and citizens just roll over and except the unjust decisions of sexist pig's who run their state government. Mark my words there will be civil unrest once enough people realize what has happened in their state. If people bring more and more cases of this to the supreme court and gain world wide attention to the blatant betrayal of their constitutional rights things may change for the better. Until that day I guess women will just have to continue to ruin their lives and the lives of their unwanted children because they cannot choose the right path for them because of bigotry. This is more stupid than conservative Bill o'reilly saying AND I FUCKING QUOTE! 

*Tide goes in, tide goes out.. You cant explain that.* He said this to the leader of the American Atheist group David Silverman as to try to stump him on explaining a natural event that happens every day. Supposedly Christians are so stupid they haven't herd of this new fangled discovery called GRAVITY! I suggest looking this video up on YouTube to see his facial reaction to Bills idiotic question. one of many of Bill's fucking borderline retarded comments on fox news. 

I.D Lanyards the new anti-christ

It's Bullshit and here is why

Friday December 14th a 3rd grader in Bearspaw somewhere west of Calgary had a Darwinian run in with his I.D lanyard which almost caused him to choke himself to death. You see what happened was this 3rd grader went to take a piss just before lunch and somehow got his lanyard caught on something in a bathroom cubical and then was choked to the point of unconsciousness. I have been in quite a few public and school bathrooms in my 23 years on this spinning ball of stupidity and I must ask the one question that not ONE person is asking and its the most important.... HOW IN GOD'S ASSHOLE CAN YOU ACCIDENTLY END UP HAVING A LANYARD CHOKE YOU HALF TO DEATH IN A BATHROOM CUBICAL! This can be for the family involved a pretty shocking and unexpected issue but thanks to the mainstream media they have blown this story way out of proportion heralding in one of the most fuck stupid knee-jerk reaction's in human history. Even the R.C.M.P wasted their time investigating this for signs of foul play. As of right now in all of Alberta Lanyards are (Banned) while the school board reviews this issue.... I bet you any money that now because lanyards are (unsafe) they will have to have some type of safety feature that will make it impossible to choke a retarded kid in the event of a similar accident. Why is it that nobody has the ball's or common sense to stand up and declare this 3rd grader to stupid to live? the only reason mankind is still alive is because of evolution, lets face it people there are millions of things that can kill you in your everyday life, its scary if you think of how many possible close calls we have on a day to day basis, so if this dumb-ass kid cant manage to take a piss without choking himself to death I really don't hold out much hope for him in the future. I don't have anything against this kid personally, its the reaction of supposedly intelligent adults that make me and people like me hope that the 21st really is the end of days so we don't have to hear stupid garbage knee-jerk reaction from these fuck stupid parents who raise retards for kids. As a reward for reading here are just a couple examples of why I think some kids need to die and I know you will agree. 

OK OK maybe the parents are to blame for this one. 

Don't deny it you laughed or smiled at that last one, there is nothing not funny about a baby in a microwave. 

Liberals struck with GANGNAM STYLE!

~IT'S NOT BULLSHIT AND HERE IS WHY!~

My morning was made today by a video I found on global Edmonton's website. The video was of Raj Sherman the liberal leader here in Alberta making a spin off of one of the worlds most popular internet video in earths history, Gangnam style by PSY. If you don't know about Psy's Gangnam style video then id say look it up but clearly you must be living in some Amish compound where they happily live under rocks.... but if that's true then how are you reading this unless... GOD DAMN IT! don't go poking holes in my circular logic. Anyway check out the link below of the video they may not have Psy's dance moves but what do you expect they are politicians the fact they had the balls to pull this off deserves some big kudos. Now some of you out there may be saying Graham why the hell do I care about some Nazi liberal communist making some dumb video? Well quite frankly the beauty of this video is that it doesn't matter what part of the political spectrum you call home anyone who likes the Gangnam style video and its parodies can really appreciate this video. I myself may be on the fence politically when it comes to Liberals but watching this video really left me with some interesting thoughts. First off Raj along with hundreds of other people who have made their own version of Gangnam Style realize the half life of this song is extremely longer than most you tube sensations most people have long forgotten that video of overly attached girlfriend chick who made her own version of boyfriend by that faggot Justin Bieber or the god awful call me maybe parodies some of which granted are funny or even the great internet war over Boxxy babee that brought down 4 chan..... Ok I may be reaching a little to far on that last one but unlike those past hits Gangnam style is proving the be a lasting funny ass video that people love to watch every once in a while. What I realized watching this video is that the Liberals have pulled off a great way to get young voters interested into politics, this video can appeal to the internet generation and show them that politicians aren't all boring liars...they can be funny liars! I highly recommend you watch the video and enjoy a laugh.

~~Link to Original video~~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

~~Link to Raj Sherman's video!~~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9As_bIPrp4E&feature=youtu.be

Livy Jeanne is an asshole!

Yesterday at the Sutton Place Hotel here in Edmonton there was an anti-bullying event with an up and coming country singer Livy Jeanne who is in her late teen's. She claims that quote
"One the outside, I became really good at putting up walls, and hiding the hurt behind a smile. I constantly felt that I was being sabotaged and set up."
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF BULLYING STORY IS THAT? this stupid bitch has the balls to stand up in front of legitimate bully victims who have actual real problems and claim that she was bullied? GO FUCK YOURSELF LIVY!

this is a picture of Livy in February 2012. Oh god how it must suck to have perfect skin and long blond hair with a great body and look very attractive in general your life must have fucking sucked I don't know how you didn't kill yourself. I have had enough of these god damn pretty girls who claim they are being bullied and feel oppressed, its just taking away the legitimate bullying kids time and attention, ah but then again girls like Amanda Todd and Livy are much easier to look at than the usual bully kid maybe that's why they get so much camera time and stories on themselves. These girls are not bully victims, they are oversensitive and manipulative asshole's that need to grow a backbone and fucking deal with critics or unwanted attention. Bullying is  necessary in life so you don't crumble like a fucking cookie under the stress and pressures of life, Deal with whatever your issues are and if you cant go drink some clorox they got you covered.

Honey boo boo, I want to kill myself

I have never come so close to suicide as I did last night. I attempted to watch the first season of Honey Boo Boo. I would dare you to try to watch it yourself but I just can’t have that many deaths on my conscious. I made it as far as the end of episode two and I had to stop, I just couldn't take that kind of mental assault knowing I had access to real guns with real bullets in the house I knew if I kept watching it the last remaining brain cells that resisted the massive extinction going on with my I.Q would have ended up all over the wall and my family very saddened that it ended that way for me. Words cannot describe the level of stupidity that this retarded backwards family from Georgia displays. If you don’t know about Honey Boo Boo I implore you please don’t look it up, your level of intelligence if it normally resides in the three digits will plummet faster than the Hindenburg. One of the mothers daughters is 17 and pregnant and at a ultrasound clinic to get her first glimpse of this poor child bound for a life of complete and utter shit with a dumb cunt for a mother and a family that couldn't point out America on a glob because these redneck fucks don’t even know what the fuck a globe is. The medical staff member says

“Look here you can see the child’s abdomen”

And without skipping a beat the ENTIRE fucking family asks

“What’s an abdomen?”

Now the logical and rational reactions to this statement is slitting the young single parent’s throat with a knife and watch her bleed out like a pig at slaughter while you relentlessly stab and slash the rest of the family for asking such a fuck stupid question like that. YOU ARE BRINGING A LIFE INTO THIS WORLD YOU STUPID FUCK! AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A GOD DAMN ABDOMEN IS! So fuck you and everyone else who has an issue with me being pissed off at every teen mother out there who is bringing a life into this world as a single parent or an unwed mother with an I.Q in the low 50’s this is why I hate young parents and I have more than enough evidence to back up my claim that these ignorant fucks will one day overpopulate the intelligent minority and plunge our planet into the stone age once again......FUCK...... *Whew.... Ok  anyway this show is about a metric fuck ton mother who’s youngest daughter Alana (Honey Boo Boo child) is thrown into a life of Toddlers & Tiaras and all their dumb-ass antics along the way. I have heard the reaction of some who say this show exploits children, or that this show just isn't any good because the basis is just too stupid to give a shit about but these people need to see the bigger picture, why the fuck do these people get put in the spotlight of the world for being fucking retarded and a blight on humanity, why do they get rewarded for being so repulsive and disgusting, has the bar really been lowered that much for society as a whole. Why do we reward behavior like this, why is it the masses are entertained by allowing stupid people like this to breath and breed. I realize right now because I’m not completely insane that I sound a little bit like Adolph Hitler on his views of the Jews, but honestly if you had the power to kill these inbred backward mouth breathing fuck hole’s would you not?! Would you not have the sense of protecting your own genetic pool and betterment of mankind?.. Ok yea maybe too far but at the very least we have got to put a stop to these shows like jersey shore, teen mom, KEEP IN MIND T.L.C is the network that airs this Honey Boo Boo shit. That’s right folks T.L.C the good o’l learning channel, a network I used to love watching along with Discovery channel before the quest for rating’s took over and began pumping out mind numbing bullshit to ensure the mass populous was ignorant to the world turning to shit around them with corrupt governments income taxes and gas prices sucking our money away at close to light speed keeping poor people poor and too stupid to revolt... Keep in mind people this is an opinion blog not the gospel I’m preaching here I hope to fuck you laughed a little. I’m sure some young teen mom is reading this all pissed off or some uneducated fuck is reading the dictionary and will be pissed off once he gets done trying to understand half the dialog in this blog but relax and find the message underneath the humor STOP WATCHING THIS FILTH. READ A BOOK! GO FOR A WALK, KISS YOUR HUSBAND! DONATE TO THE AMERICAN RED CROSS FOR SANDY RELIVE, just stop letting bullshit like this pass for television. FIGHT FOR INTELLIGENCE!. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!. 

AMANDA TODD

Amanda Todd.... What a horrible story about teen suicide that is so preventable. All this girl needed was ONE, just one person to talk to. This girl felt so alone, walking crowded halls in a busy school, walking home in a busy street, strolling through a mall with thousands of people yet still alone. It is an awful feeling to be surrounded by people and feel alone. The crushing weight of nothingness is so immense you feel your entire world could collapse with the littlest poke. You're young and in the information age, with a few key strokes and a mouse click you can talk to people around the world. Ask almighty google thing's like (can dog's really look up?) (If you keep your eye's crossed do they really stay that way?) (How many golden strands of beautiful hair adorn Justin Biebers head?)... or whatever teen girls ask google. I know first hand what she felt like because just like 90% of kids that went to school, yea it sucked fucking balls. It got bad, it gets worse, you feel like there is only one way out. then someone you know say's is something wrong? That one statement makes you look up, you can't believe someone just asked you if YOU were doing ok, whether they were sincere or not doesn't matter this person saw the hurt inside you and stopped to ask you what was wrong. In true honesty when I had Amanda Todd moments I give all the credit to my brother. He took the time to see something was wrong even if at the time we were mortal enemies who never got along for more than a few hours. He sat and listened to my issues however trivial and it's not so much what he said its the fact he listened. I wasn't alone someone had included me in their thoughts in a positive way and offered kind words, sincere kind words and maybe you didn't feel better right away, but after the tears dried up the thoughts of ending your worthless pathetic life went away, the kind words would sink in over time and provide a shield for you to hold up when people spat venom at you. One person makes all the difference One person can save a life. 

Amanda Todd Born November 27th 1996-October 10th 2012

R.I.P

Amanda Todd is an idiot and so is everyone who uses her as an example of bullying. I have been trying my best to explain to people why I have little to no sympathy for stupid people who kill themselves. Life is not a gift life is not a right, life is what it is, life. it's called Social Darwinism people the strong and capable survive the weak and pathetic either deal with it or die. Amanda Todd couldn't make a single friend, why? because she makes stupid fucking mistakes, one after another after another and it was her own god damn fault so don't pray off my fucking feeling and tell me I should feel bad because someone makes shitty life choices and now can't deal with people making her public enemy number one. Don't you dare use her as some kind of symbol to idolise or put her up on some pedestal like she was some innocent victim of the cruel world and bullies. I have to now hear all these bleeding heart anti bullying people cry and bitch and whine about how we need to stop bullying  We can't ever stop bullying its what kids fucking do! there is no way humanly possible to stop kids from bullying one another and I would hate to live in that world and anyone who has a fucking rational brain would hate it to. bullying no matter how horrible it can be is a life skill people need to learn how to deal with. In school's nobody loses at a soccer game or hockey both teams win because losing makes them feel bad and god forbid we have kids feel bad because they fucking suck at sports. THEY NEED IT! billy needs to know that he lost the game because he couldn't pass a ball or puck because billy will now try harder to succeed, he wants to win the medal and win the praise of his peers and parents if you take that away and everyone wins well holy fuck just imagine what will happen when he is 20 and his boss says get your shit and get out of my office you're fired. How is he gunna handle that when all his life he never lost. He was never picked on so now he has no thick skin. Life is cruel people and the sooner you learn that and get a helmet the better you are going to be. You know being a victim of bullying for... well fuck all my school life there is one term and only one that anyone who is bullied needs to remember (Haters gunna Hate) you can't please everyone and you shouldn't fucking try, some people are just gunna hate you because they can. trick is to learn how to deal with it. Amanda Todd couldn't deal with it and she offed herself like a stupid asshole. i'm not going to feel bad for her. She was a god damn hot girl with great looks, looks thousand of self conscious ugly girls in school alive today wish they had her looks so they wouldn't be make fun of or feel like they are not welcome. Below is a link to the ( Amazing Atheist ) who has a great video one Amanda Todd and provides a rational and logical look at this whole issue as he usually....sometimes does.

AMAZING ATHEIST AMANDA TODD VIDEO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-qgARGjT6s&feature=g-user-u

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich is racist

Peanut butter jelly. You raciest fuck!

It's bullshit and here is why:

  Okay so I'm going to take the loaded .45 out of my mouth and explain this new PC (Politically Correct) crazed Portland Public School District member and his wacko view on how a PB&J sandwich is racist. His name is Matt Shelby and he thinks that teachers in the Portland Oregon area should not use PB&J as a metaphor to assist kids in learning new topics. Now you might be saying well how often do teachers in fact use PB&J as a metaphor in teaching things, well I assume in all of North America it's used very seldom but obviously its used enough in Portland Oregon that this is now an issue. 

   So according to Matt he and the PC culture think that using subjects that not all students may be aware of makes them feel left out or excluded... That's OK folks take a moment and try to process that...... I KNOW IT'S SO FUCKING STUPID YOUR MIND CAN'T EVEN RETAIN IT, CAN IT!. so Matt says that 50% of the student population in the school district is white while the other 50% is made up of black's, Jew's, Asian's, and muslims and these minorities may not have experienced the delicious and epic taste of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and will cry and slit their wrists or in the Muslim's case explode (HAHA I JOKE). What in the hell is this guy smoking? it's just a type of sandwich very common here in this country and if you haven't had one yet because maybe you have come from a culture that doesn't use that specific type of ingredient mixture FUCKIN EAT A GOD DAMN PB&J FUCKING SANDWICH. You will either like it or hate it either way just in the context of how a teacher would use the metaphor any kid with a handful of functioning brain cells can determine that the PB&J must be a popular and tasty sandwich that the country he is living in enjoy's and that maybe just maybe he can now open his taste buds to a new type of gastric experience.

  Look here I will use me as an example. From what I hear in Great Britain Nutella is the shit. People go ape shit for it and they put it on a ton of things a North American like me wouldn't think of. Now do I feel excluded or sad that these people are singling me out because I've never tried this I believe to be tasty substance? NO! I think to myself well if so many people like it maybe I should try it sometime and see for myself and that's it. Thought gone and its back to more important shit in life... like avoiding walking the hall's of my local grocery store with a loaded M4 pumping round after round into the stupid people Darwin is unable to get rid of thanks to parents putting plastic plug covers over electrical outlets and blind curtain strings that wont strangle some dumb ass kid or putting warning hot coffee on coffee cups at your local coffee shop cuz go figure fresh coffee is FUCKIN HOT!.... 1...2...3.... Ok I'm back, sorry I kinda got off on a rant there, well what do you expect this is a rant/humor collum not the huffington post don't judge me. Anyway folks thanks again for reading another post and I hope you will join me in a GIGANTIC THUMBS DOWN to Matt Shelby and his stupid face... I assume it's stupid to match his views.  

Feel free to post a comment on the blog or an email if you prefer instead. Remember folks as a wise man once said... It's all bullshit and it's bad for ya. 

Welcome to the nanny-state

      So I see that the mayor of New York Michael Bloomberg is trying to have legislation passed to ban large sized soft drinks. 




I have read some responses to this news and its all pretty much people saying how this is a great idea and that it makes so much sense to ban these dangerous and awful tools of obesity and unhealthiness. I was shocked to see people so horribly passive to such a wacko proposal, I don't think people understand that governments job is not to force choices on its own citizens. I do support awareness and governments telling us the dangers of certain things like smoking, drinking and driving and how bad fast food is for you but that's the line! When you start forcing people to do what you (THINK) is better that's where I have a very big problem. I'm not going to compare a mayors fight against soft drinks to Stalin's forced atheism regime in Russia, or even go anywhere near the police state of the Ukraine in the past. this issue is really not that big and not worth much more than a quick reality check. Mayor Bloomberg dumb-fuck idea's are quite common among people like him. Just look at our own Mayor Stephen Mandel and is cockamamie idea's on how to run our great city of champions into the ground. If you are still reading this I can assume you have the mental capacity and attention span that of an average human being which is a rarity in today's society. people like you should be very weary of stupid bullshit that happens in our world. I hate to say it but my biggest fear is that the movie idiocracy will become a reality very very soon and people like us will be killed off. 

Source: http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/06/04/us-usa-sugarban-legal-idUSBRE85315120120604

Senate page's protest forces security review

Ok sorry it’s been so long since my last blog but life gets in the way of a lot of things. When I log onto the internet since the time of my families first computer I always go to MSN.COM. Just so I can quickly browse world events before doing whatever it was I was going to do on the net. Well Today turns out I missed a rather comical and awesome incident at the house of parliament in Ottawa Ontario. A Senate Page (Basically a senators bitch who delivers notes to other senators and fetches water for the lazy Fucks) pulled out a big paper sign in the shape of a stop sign and had written STOP HARPER! on it, no she did not throw a pie, pull a gun, (C'mon its Canada we don’t shoot anybody, We throw pies, or other food products.) and she left without putting up a fight knowing she was now fired from her job and banned from parliament hill. Now I can agree with that type of punishment. What bugs me and what made my blood boil a little is the reaction from the senators and parliament hill. It outright Disgusted me!. David Tkachuk a Saskatchewan Senator said and I quote! "Brigitte dishonored her fellow pages," Tkachuk said. "She sullied the page program itself. She betrayed those who put their trust in her and she insulted this institution." I sent this Senator a message about how wrong he is and how Canadians have the right to freedom of speech and expression. Now he also commented on the fact it was lucky he only had a sign on her that day.... Well sorry but I wish she opened fire on first David Tkachuk and then blow Harper away and solve Canada’s problem right there. Yet sadly the world is a cruel place and we must put up with Harpers bullshit for a little longer.. Anyway here is a link to that article and I want to know what you guys think. Over reaction? or do you agree with David Tkachuk. email me or leave a comment on the blog.

http://news.ca.msn.com/top-stories/senate-pages-protest-forces-security-review-1

New Years Resolution 2011!!!

Welcome my friends to another year orbiting the sun, yes thats right we made it a whole year without blowing up our planet, getting hit with a asteroid, and hey! we didn't even blow the moon up yet so all things considered we are doing pretty good. Every year we all like to make little promises to ourselves most commonly being weight loss, for some pathetic reason people feel the need to drop some pounds and tone up just so they can live a couple extra years but hey who am I to judge what makes other people feel better about themselves even if it proves that the mass population of this planet is still vein beyond belief. Well here is my new years resolution, no its not to drop a few pounds off my lard ass because lets face it I know I'm gunna die young but at least I will be pretty. No my new years resolution is to become an even bigger asshole, yes thats right fuckwads and douche bags I'm pulling an Emril and kicking it up a notch, BAM!.... Anyway. Now most my rants are for your entertainment and enjoyment for the most part but now I want to get a bit more serious and really get involved in the issues that piss me off to no extent, that doesn't mean I wont still have my cold heartless way of looking at things. Tim Hortons will be next in line if they don't get their shit together. That bitch I dumped my LARGE! not VENTI! coffee on at star-bucks can attest that if you fuck with my coffee you will be told how much you and your company suck but hey at least the people at star-bucks know how to stir a fucking coffee! maybe its just because they are mostly caucasian there (Not to be racist). If your staff at Tim Hortons is too fucking lazy to stir a god damn coffee get a machine like the blizzard maker at DQ to stir the coffee for 2.5 seconds automatically. I know its almost considered high treason to bash Tim Hortons in Canada but they pissed me off when they let Sweden make all their fucking baking and ship it thousands of miles across the fucking sea to be warmed up in a microwave and put on display. I cant believe I'm saying this but remember the good old days when you walked into to Tim Hortons and smelled the fresh baking and fresh ground coffee? now you hear the ding ding of the god damn microwave and week old frozen timbits come out of a tray. My first real rant of the year is due this weekend, its going to be about the first murder of the year. So get your crucifix, gasoline and white bed sheets together for this one. HAHA kidding kidding I swear if I get emails from people calling me racist I will have to point out that if its an observation that is true its not racist. I love my cheese and wine and my friend ray ray loves K.F.C fact of life guys.

THANK GOD FOR WEIGHT CONTROL OATMEAL.....

Tim Hortons came out with oatmeal in Maple Brown and Mixed Berry. Trust me stick with Maple Brown Mixed berry tastes like a sour asshole and yes I would know damn well what that tastes like I am one after all. So after work I had a routine of getting a beautiful bowl of warm maple flavored bowl of goodness for like $3.00. time goes by and I stop getting the oatmeal because why buy it every damn day when I can wait and get some at home. Later I find out that I have two different kinds of Quaker Oatmeal one cinnamon and one maple brown sugar AWESOME! just my luck I go to grab the brown sugar box and I notice to my dismay this box.

Are you fucking kidding me people? who the fuck makes a more healthy Oatmeal.. ITS OATMEAL AND HOT WATER! how the fuck do you make that any more healthy and by healthy I don't mean less fat or calories I mean now it tastes like fucking ass and you can taste the chemicals or additives of some sort. if you cant read the fine yellow print it says Specially formulated to fill you up... How dumb are these people on diets and shit, Its fucking oatmeal you stupid sons of bitches!! It's gunna fill you up because it turns directly after you eat it into a heavy log of shit even in your stomach and it weighs like 5  pounds. I dare you to buy the old classic Maple Brown Sugar oatmeal and try this stuff and you will soon realize why I am so angry.


 You see oatmeal for me has a special place in my heart. when I eat the right flavor of oatmeal it brings me back to the age of 3 or 4 when I was at my Grandmothers house and I would be sitting at the kitchen table while she stood in her robe making a pot of grandma style oatmeal which by the way is probably the same way you and I make it but some how its better if your grandma makes it. I mean Milk came in a fucking bag, I shit you not people I opened her fridge and she had a BAG of fucking milk in a jug thing, and it tasted so fucking good. Its a memory that I love to treasure and this altered for no fucking reason cardboard shit meal as I call it has spit on that memory. I find it insane we are making originally healthy good for you food more healthy and good for you. You wanna make a breakfast sausage egg and cheese sandwich more healthy and taste like ass feel free cuz I agree things like that are pretty unhealthy but leave oatmeal alone ya fucking yokels

Wifi is killing our children...*Twitch Twitch*

MOTHER FU..... my therapist says I need to calm down more before I have violent outbursts and go columbine on people around me. I need a smoke I will be right back.

  Ok so WiFi has been around since the mid 1990's I do believe with the increasing demand to broadcast internet to more and more technologic devices that could access the internet. Now in schools in Ontario and eastern Canada seem to think it is causing kids to have headaches, skin rashes, tumors, and other brain problems. Is it me or are parents getting dumber and fucking dumber? they blame every god damn thing in the world for their kids ADHD or ADD or Autism but god forbid it be their own fucking fault. Parents have lobbied to ban Violent video games such a Grand Theft Auto from stores because their kids are building bombs and buying guns. MAYBE IF YOU GOT OFF YOUR ASS and raised your fucking kids shit like that wouldn't happen. I couldn't build a bomb at my house, my dad would smell the fumes and knock on my door and ask what the fuck I was doing. The second I said this is my personal space you cant come in he would rip off my fucking door and beat my ass cuz it's his house that he pays for not me.


   back to the issue at hand. These parents feel it is the WiFi routers that are making their kids sick and or having concentration problems.... ok ok ok I will give you the concentration problems not because its affecting their brains directly but simply because KIDS WITH SMARTPHONE ARE WATCHING PORN ALL FUCKING DAY IN CLASS YOU DUMB FUCK!. holy fucking hell, more than half these kids that are said to be affected negatively by WiFi probably have a wireless router on their god damn house computers and by some form of magic oh! they arnt affected negatively by it. good christ use your god damn fucking brain cells people. Even for the extreme parents that say oh this is horrible and I don't want my daughter in a school with such dangerous microwaves going into her brain take a step back and think for one god damn second. even if you pull your kid out of school and keep them in a home with no WiFi YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD HAS WiFi AND YOUR ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD HAS IT TO I guarantee that I can walk into your fuck ugly house with my Iphone and pick up at least 2 other WiFi signals you fuck heads. not to mention your kid has a cell phone undoubtedly and sends on average 2300 texts in a month if not a fuck load more. Ever have your phone near speakers when you send or receive a text you hear that fucked up interference? THATS RADIO WAVES!!! the entire globe is full of GPS microwave radiation cell towers, satellite signals, oh and not to mention 3G!!! stupid which is pretty much all over the god damn country. I do not have an answer to why your kids are getting rashes or having weird things happen maybe your genetic code is degrading at the speed of light because your genetic pool is as shallow as my sympathy to your situation. go to the doctors and get a cream or put your kid in the stupid class where things can be easier on your little dumb shit child.

STOP BEING A FAGGOT AND SUCK THAT DICK! (C.K lewis)

Now lets put this faggity baby to bed right now. I support Gay rights and honestly don't see any difference from a gay person from a straight person, well maybe one has a bit better taste in style and has better hair but I don't think we need to go that far.

   So again as usual I'm watching Global national at work and yet again a story is reported that nearly made my eyes bleed and my brain cease functioning. In the states I don't remember which cuz it's not that god damn important, a young man killed himself at university because a roommate of his secretly video taped and posted on the net a video of him having sexual relations with another male. Now in that situation I could see him being pushed to such a thing, not so much because it was another man hell I would probably kill myself if I was videotaped having sex with some girl just cuz its very private and no one but the person I'm with should be able to see that kind of thing. Apparently gay people all over North America are committing suicide more frequently due to prejudice and bullying. Are you fucking kidding me? these kids at a young age someone know for a fact they are gay shit their little balls haven't dropped yet and they know they are gay riiiight. So these gay kids are killing themselves cuz boohoo kids are calling me on being gay... YOU ARE GAY U IDIOT!.


    Celebrities in a desperate attempt to make it look like they give half a fuck about anything other than their self absorbed lives have been making "It gets better" videos where these people say it will get better and life will not hurt so much later. How about give them some useful advice. HOW BOUT YOU MAN THE FUCK UP AND DEAL WITH IT YOU FUCKING PUSSY ASS LOSSER!. god dammit, try going through grade 7 to 12 and life after being called on REAL shit like how ugly you look, or how fat you are or how fat and ugly you are or that you smell like curry or fish or whatever your culture smells like and that you nose is huge and your skin is dry and nasty. That hurts way more than someone sayin oh your gay!..... ouch how will I ever continue living... I'm not saying being called gay isn't a real insult but it's not that god damn hurtful you ARE GAY! accept it and once high-school is done BOOM! do you realize you have gay bar's to yourself you have immediate ability to be in a sitcom on hollywood you probably can dress better than us straight people cuz you actually like fashion and beauty and can be a stylist making more money than a straight grease monkey dork at Mr.Lube.

  What I am trying to get at is I don't feel bad for these kids killing themselves because I never gave a fuck about any teen killing themselves because why the fuck should I care that people are doing this when all they need is to man the fuck up take your insults and grow some thick skin. words cant hurt you and if they do then maybe you should go ahead and jump off a building cuz your not going to find any kind words of comfort from me!.

OFF WITH HER HEAD!

      A fucked up story like this couldn't even be written by M.Night Shyamalan. A woman in Virginia plotted and hired two hit-man to kill her husband and stepson. She used some of her money and sex to bargain with the two hit-man and one of them even fell in love with her. Now let me say this she is fuck ugly!! I don't know how anyone could have been attracted to her but hey they are white trash so anything is possible. So she gets these hit-man to kill her family now the police discover one of the hit-man who rats out the whole plan and now he and his partner gets life in jail but for masterminding the event the woman gets lethal injection. Here is the Twist, IRAN! of all nations raises shit about America killing this woman saying she is borderline mentally retarded and killing retards is against human rights treaties. This coming from IRAN haha one of the most horrible places to live if you want human rights. The only reason they raised shit by the way is because we stopped them from stoning a woman to death for committing adultery. What's more humain lethal injection or stoning? you do the math and tell me. and no this woman wasn't really retarded she had an IQ of 72 where 70 is the line saying you if they are below that you cannot kill them as punishment. all she had was a learning difficulty not retardation, she knew damn well what she was doing and I'm tired of people getting off cuz now apparently they are retarded or something. Good news is Today she was killed by lethal injection and we can all feel good that one more cunt is off this planet. her last words where something along the lines of if she has to go back home with Jesus so be it. lol sorry bitch if there was a heaven and hell your cunt ass would burn in hell for all eternity. I'm very glad some states still have lethal injection and I hope to god Canada will adopt it too. There are many people that should be dead for their crimes here in Canada. what do you think?

Are we evil?

     This isn't one of my usual rants this is an opinion column in regards to Ross Kleman the man who killed a 14 year old Edson girl on September 27th 2008. The girl Emily Stauffer was the daughter of a pastor and a girl who took to the life of christianity. She loved to walk on the wooded trails that are all over Edson. I saw a very interesting video on global where Ross was brought back to the place he ended her short life and retold us all about the events of that day. I will provide a link to the video at the bottom of this page.


    Are people programmed to be evil? are we wired to kill one another or is it something that happens in our mind. After watching the video of Ross explaining what happened gave me a unique and new look on the mind of a killer and what kind of effect such a thing has on people. Ross demonstrated a multitude of emotions in the video ranging from content to sad to extremely upset and aggravated. In my 21 years of life I do think some humans are evil, wether they are born evil or life makes them evil I know their are some hardened people that love the feeling of watching a persons eyes fade of life and watch as death slowly steals the life and soul out of a persons face, people who feel good and only feel good after killing innocent people. But I don't know is Ross is one of those people. He originally came into the woods angry and frustrated at the world and he intended to kill himself with his wire and rope and thats when Emily walked into his area and all his attention, frustration and aggravation manifested into her and not the world. He approached her and gave chase as she tried to run away he grabbed her coat and as she tried to pull it off he knocked her to the ground and struggled with her at which point he pulled out a pocket knife to get her to stop fighting and struggling (His words not mine) when she tried to push his arms away standing at this point his knife was plunged into her neck and he slit her throat and she fell to the ground. Ross at this point snapped back into reality and fear took over (Again his words) he ran away to hide and he couldn't believe what he had done according to him. Emily was alive when found by a passerby and still alive when rescue workers got her to the hospital but sadly she died of blood loss. 


  
     A story like this usually doesn't effect me and I usually maintain my cold demeanor and look at it logically, people die, people must die and most people don't get to choose how they die so why feel bad for it. Yet this video gave me a closer look at what happened and insight as to what kind of man Ross Kleman is. I honestly do believe that he would have killed himself that day and Emily would still be alive if she had not come across Ross that day. Ross isn't a real murder in my mind, he was sick, confused and was unstable but a murder I don't think is what I would call him. However he has committed this inhumane act and on such an innocent soul and sick or not murderer or not it wont bring Emily back or make her parents feel any better and Ross will deserve his sentence of life in jail not able to be out on parole until he is 65. He is 54 as of now. Maybe in the future there will be some type of organization or preventative program for people like Ross that when they feel such a way that this behavior can be predicted and the people feeling this way can get immediate help while being restrained until doctors can figure out what goes wrong in our brains to make us killers. 


     I do know one thing, humans have always been violent, we have always killed one another in war and in civilian life. Humans wont stop killing each other, its in our nature its in our blood. Until we can control our basic savage instinct we will continue to kill and murder. Even though we are capable of such beautiful things such as works of art music literature and science it means nothing if we cant become a peaceful race. I am proud to call myself Canadian, but i know that I am a citizen of earth and would rather all countries stop drawing imaginary lines in the dirt and just become a global community, oh but I will stop here. This is a hint on my next blog post subject. 




http://www.globaltvedmonton.com/video+Kleman+interrogation/3530451/story.html

Teen sex scandal in Calgary.

      Would you have sex in public during the day with a large group of people watching and taking photos and videos?... apparently there is people who would. The whole story is yet to come out as of yet becuase this incident has only happened 2 days ago. In Calgary a 16 year old boy was arrested for "Sexually assaulting" a 12 year old girl in a field beside her school with a large group of onlookers. Now by Sexually Assaulting I don't mean touching I mean out right sex not dry humping. So some people interviewed that live under a rock and don't see what the youth of today are capable of are shocked and mortified that such a thing happened, right yes the fact it happened with so many witnesses and in the middle of the day in a school yard is what sickens me because well I wouldn't want my kids to see such a thing while at school, but that age of kids having sex does not bother me at all, I was 16 once and I've had some pretty young girlfriends myself. So the main witness to this was a east indian woman who was feeding her baby when she saw this boy ontop of this 12 year old girl, she stared for about 5 minuets and then opened her window filling her ears with the "Screams" of the girl (Possibly of pleasure or could have been terror) She then kept listing and watched apparently confused and shocked about what was happening so she waited and waited to call the police. Finally police were called to the scene and placed the boy under arrest, no charges are pending on the crowd of kids watching this act.


     Now I know most of you I included would feel good that this kid was arrested but as that feeling sunk in I had to ask myself was this wrong? is he the one we should blame? why don't we take a closer look at the 12 year old. The two kids had met on a social networking site previously to this incident and had agreed to meet together on that day for the first time presumably. I sure as hell am not going to take sides in this argument until all the facts are dealt out about what happened by the police because I don't want to make it look like I support rape of 12 year old girls in the middle of the day in public as one could see how that might turn of heads and make me look like the creep haha. Facts yet to be released aside I want to know what your views are on the topic of 12 year olds having sex I assure you yes It happened and yes it happened with much older boys to trust me.


     My personal stand is if you want sex your going to get it there is no shortage of horny guys out there and girls are dressing more and more sexual and slutty to get attention and to experience their sexual side at a much younger age. Don't pretend you didn't know things like that went on in todays society. If you saw this incident happening around you even if you were the only one out of a group of 20 watching this would you do anything to stop it? and do you think that parents arn't doing enough to make sure this kind of thing doesn't happen? I blame the parents more than the 16 year old boy or girl. Leave a comment and I will reply as soon as possible. Thanks for reading.

HELL DOES NOT EXIST!

      Fuck that cat that got put in a trash can in England by that old lady. That was funny as shit I don't care what you say. Anyway now that I have that out in the open I have a question for all of you. No doubt you have all lost a family member or friend in your lifetime, if not yet? well its gunna happen pretty soon then you can't escape it. So after said loved one has passed on now comes the funeral for this person whom you may have cared for dearly or maybe not so much either way you will always hear this remark made by someone maybe even yourself. "I'm sure he/she is up there now happy and with god." Have you ever once stopped and said hey? wait a minute yes it's very sad he/she is passed away and if I could I would change that fact so they could go on living but really they were an asshole! or mean or someway just not heaven material. Why is it when everyone dies they always go to heaven. You never hear a priest talk about how this person due to sins in his life and what not is now burning in the rings of hell. They could have been real pricks in their life but now we are saying they get into heaven. As an Atheist I personally don't give a shit where I end up or if there is a place to end up when my life is over I'm just glad I don't belong to a religion that's full of lies and has murdered hundreds of thousands of people over the course of history. (FYI if your wondering what religion that is its every religion every made) I'm wondering on what are your thoughts on death and do you think every person personal feelings aside go to heaven or not? and tell me what your religion dictates about death if it differs from the main stream heaven hell racket. Yes I will and plan to make fun of every religion but I do not insult my fans or anyone who leaves a comment that's a dick move and I aint no dick. I'm an asshole and their is a difference lol.

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Scare tactics

           As we all know since World War 1 the military might of Canada has worn out. Back in the first world war the Canadian forces made the enemy fear us and make them nervous. Now in the year 2010 times have changed money for our military has decreased and we have a small but very well trained military with out of date equipment. The CF-18 super hornet is a multi role aircraft with both air to air capabilities and air to ground. Meaning this bad ass mother fucker can shoot down a flight of bombers and escorts and then plow through tanks that parachuted down on our soil to occupy our land. Now the Americans want us and other coalition country's to buy fleets of the newer F-35 Lightning 2. This plain don't get me wrong is even more bad ass!, this thing has stealth technology and is also a multi role fighter so it can take out air targets and ground but the one thing this aircraft has that makes it far better than the CF-18, is VTOL (Vertical Take-Off and Landing) You can hide these jets in dense forest areas up north and they are hidden from radar and missile guided systems. You wait for the enemy to approach and launch a counter attack from below.

This all being said I believe that the Canadian military or possibly the American military is pushing to convince the people of Canada to vote and feel good about paying into the tenths of billions for these jets. As the prime minister is in the north for publicity and relations it just so happens a Russian bomber flight attempts to jump our borders as a show of force? that's a little suspicious. They have done this a couple times now in the last years to making it seem like we could be in danger and as awesome as CF-18's are they may not be able to stand up to the Russians MiG-29's - 31's and the SU-27 a very effective air superiority fighter. I think we should have bought the F-22 Raptor and paired with the CF-18 it would be a very good mix. I just hate to think that the same scare tactics that have been used to force public opinion is wrong even if it is for the better. Pearl harbour, incident the Americans knew would happen and knew would get them into the war if they let it happen. 9/11 weather real terrorists able to do this or American military cover up they knew it was going to happen and would justify 2 things. Invade Iraq and get more control over the American people by taking away their rights and have the people of American vote for that. Vietnam as well. Reports said an American shit was sunk off the coast of south Korea or north (Not Sure) then the American people supported the war. I hate being a sheep and you should to.

A) Russian SU-27

B) American F-22 Raptor

C) CF-18 Hornet

D) CF-35

Welcome to Alberta and Canada, China.

    China is now letting it's citizens come to Canada! On global yesterday they reported a large group of high ranking dignitaries came to visit Alberta to see our country and promote tourism to Canada from their country. Apparently it wasn't easy or cheap for Chinese nationals to come vacation in Canada due to their country's tight borders and regulations. I personally think it's amazing and wonderful to have a large influx of Chinese to our great province to see our mountains, cites and prairies. For one thing it will be great in later years to see more Chinese people moving here to combat the insane east Indian population in mill-woods especially. When I was in elementary my school was half Asian n half white. Now there are almost no whites or Asians it's all east Indians. For Chinese people they don't have many lakes or mountains like we do or crisp clean air so when they get here to live or vacation it's a real treat for them to experience such vast beauty. Not to mention this is a great step towards better relations to china. China is fast becoming number one on global economy strength and as we become closer friends it will be great to share our resources and wealth. Not to mention Chinese n Japanese culture is something a western nation needs to incorporate.

What do you guys think of this new partnership with china? Good or bad. Next topic will be Iran and nuclear power. Now they have opened their first nuclear plant could be good could be bad we shall see. Oh and plz read my first comment too. It illiterates on the east Indian epidemic.

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